The full story · 4 chapters
The AI Growth Partner for UK plumbers & heating engineers.
We bring the customers to your door. The AI answers when they knock. Real jobs go into your real diary. You stay on the tools.
Today · 18 Mar
We bring the customers to your door.
A plumbing business doesn't grow because of better software. It grows because more of the right people see your name when they need a plumber. We make sure they do.
- Website
- An AI-built site that loads in under a second, ranks locally, and converts the visitor into a call or a form fill.
- Search
- Google Ads and Local Service Ads run by people who've spent 15 years buying performance media.
- Social
- Facebook and Instagram lead-gen campaigns, retargeting the people who've already looked.
- Reviews
- Every completed job followed up automatically — your Google rating climbs without you lifting a finger.
Your March pipeline
1 to 18 March 2026
The AI answers when they knock.
Most plumbers lose 27% of the calls their marketing brings in. Not because the leads are bad — because nobody's there to pick up. We fix that.
- Phone
- A British voice, available every minute of every day. Christmas Day, 2am, on a ladder, in a basement. It picks up.
- Text
- Replies to every text within seconds. Holds a conversation. Books the job from the message thread.
- Web
- Live chat on your site, web forms picked up instantly, WhatsApp wired in. One thread, one customer, one place.
- Handoff
- Started on the phone, picked up on a text, finished on web — the AI remembers it's the same customer.
Real jobs, real diary, real engineers.
Most AI receptionists make stuff up. They confirm slots that don't exist. They quote prices that aren't real. They drop you in it. Ours doesn't — every booking is verified before the customer hangs up.
- Diary
- Every engineer, every van, every slot in one diary. The AI checks who's free, who's near, and who's certified before booking.
- Customer
- Full history, every job, every photo, every note. When a customer calls back six months later, you know who they are.
- Compliance
- CP12 gas safety, EICR, MCS — issued, stored, sent to the customer automatically. No more hunting for the certificate.
- Engineer app
- Mobile app that works without signal — under floors, in lofts, in rural Wales. Syncs when you come back up.
Booking · Verification trail
Customer: J. Andrews · BR1 2NE · 11:00 boiler leak
You stay on the tools.
The whole point isn't software. It isn't AI. It's that the office runs itself, the work comes in, and you go back to doing what you actually started a plumbing business to do.
- Invoices
- Sent the moment the job's done. Online payment, automated reminders, fewer "where's my money" calls on a Friday.
- Repeat work
- Last year's customers brought back automatically — service reminders, seasonal nudges, lapsed-customer campaigns.
- Visibility
- A simple dashboard. Where leads come from. What jobs earn. Which engineers are busy. No spreadsheets.
- Your time
- Back. The thing the office used to eat — phones, paperwork, chasing — handled. You go back to the work.
March 2026
A typical month, sorted.
I haven't picked up the office phone in three weeks. Best three weeks of the year.
— A plumber, somewhere in Kent
Three steps. Live in a fortnight.
No 90-page contracts. No twelve-week onboarding. Just a call, a build, and the work coming in.
Talk to Team
A 30-minute call. We look at your business, your leads, where you're losing money. No pitch deck. No jargon. Honest answers about whether we can help.
We build the stack
Website, AI receptionist, diary, ads, the lot. Configured for your service area, your engineers, your prices. Live in 7 to 10 days.
You go back on the tools
The AI handles the office. We run the marketing. Jobs come in. You do the work. We meet weekly to keep the engine tuned.
Ready to stop missing jobs?
A 30-minute call with the team. No pitch, no jargon. We'll look at your business, find the leaks, and tell you straight whether we can help.
Talk to Team · 07396 824192